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19 books · 40 scenes each · instant download
Colouring books about things that actually happen.
Not mandalas. The dishwasher argument, the laundry pile that became furniture, the fridge at midnight. Forty drawn scenes per book, dark and light versions of every page, and no punchline printed underneath because you have already lived it.
The ones couples fight about
Eight books on domestic friction. Four of the five most-shared pages we have ever posted came out of this group.
The Flat-Pack Survival Manual
Forty scenes of assembling furniture together, from the confident start to the leftover screws.
The Shared Calendar Disaster
Double bookings, forgotten plans and the polite argument that follows. Forty scenes.
The Remote Control Power Struggle
Who holds it, who lost it, and who has been asleep through the last two episodes.
The Holiday Packing Standoff
One overpacked case, one carry-on and a difference of opinion about the hairdryer.
The Side of the Bed
Territory, duvet distribution and the reading light. Forty relationship scenes.
The Dishwasher Loading Debate
There is a right way to load it and both of you know it is yours. Forty kitchen scenes.
The Toilet Roll Situation
Over, under, or balanced on the cistern by someone who has given up. Forty bathroom scenes.
The Thermostat Wars
Two degrees apart and neither of you is backing down. Forty marriage scenes.
The ones you recognise on your own
Nine books about the small private embarrassments of ordinary life. No second person required.
Impulse Buy Shame
The cart, the checkout, the parcel you had forgotten ordering. Forty shopping scenes.
Hangover Breakfast
The morning after, reconstructed in forty scenes. Toast optional, regret included.
Takeaway Shame Spiral
Three nights running, and the delivery app knows your order. Forty scenes.
The Fridge at Midnight
Standing in the light, eating something cold, deciding nothing. Forty kitchen scenes.
The Sad Desk Lunch
Eaten over a keyboard, on a call, at 2pm. Forty office scenes.
The Laundry Pile That Became Furniture
It has been on the chair long enough to have a name. Forty home-life scenes.
The 9pm Bedtime Celebration
Plans cancelled, pyjamas on, genuinely delighted. Forty introvert scenes.
The Sunday Anxiety Collection
That specific late-afternoon dread, drawn forty different ways.
The Passive Aggressive Note Collection
Kitchen signage written in a very calm voice. Forty roommate scenes.
Darker, and drawn differently
Two books that take the humour somewhere stranger, in their own visual style.
Bad Habits
Cozy scenes with something wrong in them, in a red and black palette. Forty pages.
Modern Life Propaganda
Vintage poster art selling you subscriptions, hustle and credit. Forty sarcastic scenes.
What you get
Forty scenes in every book
Not a cover and twelve pages. Each title is forty separate drawings on one theme, which is why they are single-idea books rather than a general humour grab bag.
Dark and light versions included
Every page comes twice: standard line art, and a dark-background version for anyone who prefers gel pens or white pencil.
PDF, PNG and Procreate ready
Print at A4 or US Letter, or drop the PNGs straight into Procreate on an iPad. The files stay in your Journey Engine library to reprint whenever.
Written to be recognised, not explained
The joke is that you have lived it. No captions, no punchlines printed underneath. Just the scene.
Questions people ask
Are these actually rude?
No. The humour is domestic and observational rather than crude. There is no swearing and nothing explicit, so they work as a gift for someone you are not extremely close to.
Which one should I start with?
If you are buying for a couple, The Flat-Pack Survival Manual or The Thermostat Wars land fastest. If it is for yourself, The Sunday Anxiety Collection and The Sad Desk Lunch are the ones people tell us they recognised immediately.
Can I print them more than once?
Yes. It is a digital download, so print a page, colour it badly, print it again. Nothing stops you running the whole book twice.
Do they work as a gift if the person does not colour?
Surprisingly often, yes, because the appeal is the recognition rather than the colouring. Several buyers tell us the recipient read the whole book before touching a pencil.
Keep going
19 of them, and counting.
Every one is an instant download, printable as many times as you like.
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